Wally is the most lovable pile of bricks you'll ever meet! He's the only non-human member of The 5th Wall and definitely the most important team member of all. Wally has travelled the world to assemble the team you see before you. Although he’s still casually searching for new additions, he is very happy with the team as is and sees no need to change anything at the moment.

Ethan Adams is one of the two stunning men placed in charge of The 5th Wall whenever Wally is out of town taking care of important business. Ethan’s attention is flighty and he seems to get really excited about a lot of things for a short time. But that’s part of his charm. We’re glad to honour him as occasional co-leader and contributor to this glorious website.

George Ravage is an irresponsible, lazy jerk. Fortunately for him, he’s also gorgeous and brilliant. And really, he’s not irresponsible or lazy either, just a little bit impetuous and free-spirited. He and Ethan Adams comprise the second-in-command duo for when Wally’s out of town. George’s hobbies include playing Wizard’s Chess, Quidditch, and disappearing for days on end.

Gerald Norton gained his questionable investment knowledge by waiting outside various business schools and running away with student laptops full of their notes.

Winston Walter Williams has been around longer than even your grandmother can remember. He’s very good friends with Wally for some grand unknown reason and we’re pretty sure that’s the only reason he’s still on staff here. We’re also not quite sure how he used to sustain his livelihood before joining our office. In any case, he provides some interesting views about new technology and its place in society.