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Oh boy am I ever excited. This whole third dimension thing is even larger than I thought. In it, they have a thing called time which allows people to move around rather than just exist in a single frame. It’s all very complicated and you’d have to experience it to understand it. I’m working on making my bio-triple-dimension-refigurator a consumer product so you’ll all get to experience the wonders of time. Until then, I’m having Ethan and George travel and gather all the information they can about the third dimension. They’ll be armed with a video camera and the internet, and with these tools, they will present a monthly report to you about what it’s like to live in Three Dee! Traveling through dimensions isn’t all that safe though, I’m so sad that this issue came late after Ravage got caught in a government conspiracy and had to hand over this month’s issue. I’m happy to report that it’s been recovered and now up on the site. We’ve worked out all the glitches and don’t expect to be late with an issue ever again! Then again, I’m not exactly sure how this “time” thing works, so I really have no clue if any issue has ever been on time.
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