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Well this month makes me want to say both “Oh boy” and “Oh boy”. However, the first one comes with excitement while the second one comes with dismay. First the bad news. We can’t find Reverend Doctor Milo Tyrannosaurus Detritus. Search parties were formed but delayed several weeks to make time for Ethan’s leaf collectathon. In short, we’re still searching but not very hopeful. If we don’t find him by next month we’ll have to declare him dead. But enough about death, for the exciting news is of the exact opposite nature. No, my baby hasn’t been born yet, this is even more exciting! You may have heard that I’ve been working on a bio-triple-dimension-refigurator for the past several months. Well, it’s complete. With this machine, we at The 5th Wall are now able to transcend into the third dimension. The third dimension is great! I’ve heard there’s so much technology and that things look completely different in it. However, I won’t be allowing anyone access to the refigurator until I complete the Converse-double-down-defigurator. This way, no one will be doomed to live in the third dimension forever. I hope you enjoy November. It’s so good that it’s worthy of 5th dimension acclaim!
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