Ethan and I are deep into the third-dimension now and the ThreeDees are starting to get suspicious, so I'll keep this short.

The issue has been split up and we're trying to track it down in a crazy ride so full of twists it puts the Divinci Code to shame! Anyway, we've found Gerald Norton's article. How? Well that's a whole nother issue! Initially I was going to post it, but I'm sure no one reads that guy's articles, so I'll just wait until we have the whole issue before putting it up. Should be soon. Cheers!

Holy crap! It's the 6th already? Man, time goes so much faster in 3D. My most sincere apologies to all you faithful readers. George Ravage and I have spent the better part of the last month exploring the third dimension and trying to find a way to bring it to you. So that's the good news. The bad news? We've lost this month's issue in the third dimension! We tried sending Gerald Norton over there to get it, but the dimension portal is somehow pushing him back away. So George and I will be going back in to try to find it. I hope it doesn't take too long. Man this thing is cool... just think the portal from the show Sliders. It's equally colourful.

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That’s it. I finally finished the campaign for Halo 3 that the wonderful Doctor Friedrich von Haussendörff accidentally left in his briefcase. I don’t know what they guy’s doing here or where Braucassler went, but I welcome the change.

Speaking of change, what the hell is going on here? Ethan leaves and suddenly everyone thinks they’re free to do as they please? Well, I’m now officially the guy in charge so I asked Winston what he would recommend to keep everyone on track. So as of today I’m instilling my law of whips for the weak. It states, ‘any employee found walking in the office without their head raised at least three feet above their shoulders will have their head razed’. That’ll teach ‘em to mess with me. Now if only I would bother to be in the office for more than five minutes at a time to enforce this law.

Hey guys, so on my weekly trip to the bathroom I noticed that Ethan Adam’s office is empty. Seeing as I used to live there, I decided to enact a declaration of independent ownership there again. It’s a nice and spacious office, although there isn’t really enough space to put my bed in. Also, there’s no kitchen. I complained to the landlord about these issues stating that they’re in direct violation of the residential rental property act  to which they replied, “It’s an office.” You win this round, bigwigs!

Now where am I?  I knew I shouldn’t have pressed the “blog” button on my typewriter.  Never trust nonsense, William, never trust nonsense.  Look!  Everything I’m saying is being written out and there’s even a little picture of me up in that corner.  But the novelty has worn off, people of my age, stature and age don’t put up with this drivel!  Plus, I was in the middle of telling Gerald Norton how many people I’ve seen go bankrupt in my day that look exactly like him.  I hate that guy.

I’m off to Malaysia to pick up Vhenh!  Wish me luck, folks!

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Well it's practically the 5th and this is pratically our best issue yet, so go ahead and enjoy!

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Okay Wally, as much as I love you, I'm pretty damn pissed about this.

You see readers, our beloved wall, upon his doings of whatnot and escapades to wherenot had gotten confused by time zones and posted the issue up a day late.

Needless to say, much like the rest of you, I've been refreshing this page nonstop for the past 24 hours as well. I hope you can forgive him for this because I sure can't. Just another reason why I should be fully in charge.

And the entire month just flew by.  Did you see it?  I barely saw it.  It was like a blur.  A beautiful, beautiful blur.  Things have been great around here although I’ve been a little suspicious of the looks that Harriet, our receptionist has been giving me.  She could be plotting something.

Either way, look forward to the July issue launching on July 5th!  Wally’s been gone all of June, so I’m looking forward to when he returns for our monthly launch party.
Keep the e-mails coming, and I’ll see you all on the 5th!

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Check it out!

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Well, second issue comes out tomorrow, I lost my interest for racquetball yesterday and I can’t find George Ravage today.  I mean, where IS that guy?  It seems that when I need him most he disappears and he does so very quickly.  I mean, his editorial this month is a breath of genius as you’ll see tomorrow, but that shouldn’t excuse him from his regular duties.  Either way, no cause for panic, he’ll show up as he always does.  I’m pretty tired because I just finished going over the entire issue myself, but at least it was very enjoyable and insightful.  But like I said, it completely wiped me out so I think I’m going to head home.  Although I have been sort of into midnight biking recently, so I might stay up to prowl the streets at top speed on my favourite two wheels.  It’s such a rush but without a light I’ve been averaging at about 3 accidents a night, so I’m starting to second guess this hobby.  In any case, I’m pretty sure I just saw Gerald Norton finally find his way out of the office, so I guess that means that it’s way past 5:00 and I should really get out of here.  Enjoy the June issue folks and keep those comments, praise and suggestions coming to Ethan@the5thwall.com.

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Forgot my crossbow.

Alright, gotta run.

Things are going along splendidly, I’d say.  Thanks for bearing with us through all the drastic changes.  We finally have most of our pictures taken and placed beside the bios.  Although I am starting to get curious about George’s picture.  I think he may have photoshopped it, it just doesn’t look quite right.  I can’t place my finger on it though.  Either way, the office is settling down a little bit too.  People are getting used to each other.  As for me, I’ve been taking up racquetball and I’d don’t completely suck if I do say so myself.  It’s keeping me in tip-top shape for what’s becoming a surprisingly active job.  I’ve had to do a lot of research for my upcoming editorial.  You should all be pretty excited about it.  As it stands, I’m pretty excited and just a little scared.  But that’s the only hint I’m giving right now.  Now I have to quit fooling around and come up with the Thursday afternoon team-building activity.  So far I haven’t done so well.  My blindfolded, one-legged, egg in spoon race idea didn’t go over so well.  I’m thinking blindfolded spin-the-bottle at the moment, but I haven’t made up my mind.  A’ight, check in with you guys later.

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We’re here!  We’re finally here!  After all of Wally’s (and our) hard work, The 5th Wall has arrived!  Take a look around; enjoy the sights and the site and everything all our experts have to offer.  You’ll notice hiccoughs and bumps, but we’ll be working hard for the next month or so to get everything running smoothly.

I’m Ethan Adams by the way.  You’ll see me and George Ravage heading up the blogs more than anyone else, so you should get used to us fast.  Feel free to send questions and comments my way at Ethan@the5thwall.com.  For now, I’ve got to figure out the best way to refill the Mountain Dew cooler.  Cans?  Bottles?  A mix?  So many decisions at the top.

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Oh hello. What are you doing here? Well, since you're here I might as well explain what's going on. See, we're in the process of transitioning the 5th Wall magazine onto the web. Wally just recently discovered the internet and is thoroughly excited by it. He's been getting a little stressed from being confined to small spaces and decided that if he put his magazine online, then he'd finally get to travel like he's always wanted to. Ethan and I will be watching over things while he's away, and I'm sure Wally will be checking in from all over the world.

I'm extremely excited to be working under Wally and intend to make him proud.

That's all I've got to say for now. Sorry there's nothing here yet, but come back on May 5th and we'll have a blast!